I don't mean to brag, but I'm one hell of a filer. People have not seen this in me before, but I'm serious - you give me a piece of paper and I can find it a home. It's only been 2 days of filing work, but already I'm prepared to rate myself as above average in the field. Perhaps not pro, that will have to wait until I have another day or two under my belt, but definitely above average. Maybe this is it. Maybe I've found my true calling. Just me, the paper and the files, together forever. No people, no phones, no computers, definitely no photocopiers - just me and the paper. I could do it.

Lesson for the day...... got one: Kiwis say "ta" for thanks. Other say cheers, but ta is more common. And photocopiers here hate me just as much as photocopiers at home.