A recent quote from Chad's blog: "The fact that Becky's blog may be funnier than mine is of great concern. I will be monitoring this closely. Possible, I have forgotten to 'bring the funny'."

Am I posting this to brag? No, more to apologize. My brother knows that I will now feel the need to add funny, funny will lead to corny, corny will lead to pathetic attempts at humour, pathetic attempts at humour will lead to Chad coming off much funnier. I will crack under the pressure and become a miserable failure as a blogger. I will become too ashamed to post anymore and gradually cut off all written communication due to the stress that it brings me. I will lose all friends and family will forget about me. All because my brother feels the need to compete. All because he feels inadequate to his younger sister. Is this really necessary? It's not my fault I'm the favorite Chad, I just happen to live the farthest away. You just have to move past and start being the best you can be without comparing yourself to me. It's apples and oranges my friend, apples and oranges.